THIS MONTH'S STORIES

• This just in: Nick Dalton is a tool • Medina Star Lays Claim to Houston’s Gangbang Record • Ohio Turnpike set to open in 2008. Will replace old turnpike. • Torie Dalton Unveils ‘Torie Doll’ • Stephanie Dalton redefines the word "cumbucket" • Willy Wanker and the Fudgepacking Factory is on sale now! • March of Dimes ends on a high note • Game: Help destroy all the sperm so Stephanie doesn't get pregnant! • Nick Dalton's very own webpage • Try putting that CD in my alarm clock again you hooker

    MEDINA, Ohio - If Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis don’t square off this year, maybe Houston and Stephanie Dalton can fill the void by settling this gangbang record thing once and for all.
    Dalton, a Medina mother of two, on Feb. 10 purportedly established the world record at the first annual World Gangbang Championship at the Eroticon 2002 festival, according to event sponsor Pink Press Ltd. But Metro Studios told AVN that Houston still owns the gangbang mark.
    Pink Press, which sponsored the championship, said that Dalton had sex with 646 men during a one-day session, breaking the record of 620 that Houston set in 1998.
    Dalton was the hometown favorite who took on England’s Claire Brown (466) and Brazil’s Mayara (633) in the Olympic-style event. According to Pink Press’ rules, each sexual contact had to take at least 30 seconds and no more than 60. It took Dalton just over 7 hours to reach 621.
    Henry Korman, director of publicity for Metro, said that Dalton may have set a mark, but she did not break Houston’s record, calling it the "World’s Biggest Orgy."
    Tony Berman, President of Pink Press Ltd., said, "... Based on all the gangbangs to date there can be no serious question that Stephanie Dalton is the new World Gangbang Champion."
    At press time, Dalton had publicly called out Houston for a winner-take-all fuck-off. For more information, visit www.pinkshop.pl.

- Suck It Nick